spew-ta-tion-ous

My 5 year old came to me today with this bit of insight:

"I have a spewtationous problem.

Naps were made in

the 1960s. They could

never work today,

because the government . . . "

I lost it!!!

He said more, but I couldn't hear him over my own wild laughter. "Spewtationous" was enough to get me giggling, but blaming the government for his inability to nap???!!! And where did he get the idea that naps were a hippie thing?

Hilarious!